12-09-2010, 02:23 PM
Some fun is here :
1) A man before marriage stays awake happily whole night contemplating about the wordage of lover woman. Then after marriage he starts snoring faster then loving wife utters the first word.
2) Your money gets transferred faster than lightning When you marry.
3) A husband reminded the wife, Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary and I want to start the day with two minute's in silence.
4) After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
5) Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
6) The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
7) With women marriage she got a new name and a dress.
8) After marriage :
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
1) A man before marriage stays awake happily whole night contemplating about the wordage of lover woman. Then after marriage he starts snoring faster then loving wife utters the first word.
2) Your money gets transferred faster than lightning When you marry.
3) A husband reminded the wife, Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary and I want to start the day with two minute's in silence.
4) After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
5) Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
6) The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
7) With women marriage she got a new name and a dress.
8) After marriage :
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'